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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you? If you happen to drink too much you will dye."
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"I grew up to some pretty merciless parents... ""Daddy, daddy, I think I have constipation!"" ""Well, tough shit, son."""
"After DST I stopped to visit my dyslexic friend... http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/12d1747cd7/the-agony-of-dyslexia"
"I banned birthday parties in the office because if you don't care enough about yourself to take the day off why should we care about you."
"What do they teach in ISIS business school? Execution is everything."
"[high seas] FIRST MATE: The men be ready to attack PIRATE: Arr! FIRST MATE: Oh sorry...the men ""are"" ready to attack"
"For eggplant your guests will love, lightly brush with olive oil, toss in the air and blast that bad boy with your ankle piece."
"My Girlfriend used to go down on me all the time... ...so I fixed the puncture"
"So sad America ranks 25th in the world in math. But at least we're still in the top 10."
"A new and better nail clipper was invented today What a cutting-edge technology it is"