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Joke of the Day
"Why do hot girls always travel in threes? Because they can't even."
Next Joke
"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight"
"My grandpa died in the holocaust... He fell off the guard tower."
"Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat."
"I have 2 donuts: a secular one and a religious one. The secular one is solid. The religious one is holey."
"I have a time machine for sale. If interested, call me two weeks ago."
"Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays? he was snowden"
"My baby's sick. We used rectal thermometer on him & he didn't even mind. Looks like we might have a little choreographer on our hands."
"What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital? The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available? The hip replacement guy!"
"Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair? He was too good a conductor"