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Joke of the Day

"[grocery produce aisle] ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?"

"Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker? Because he overcame the dark side"

"What is the difference between Jelly and Jam? You can't jelly your cock down your girlfriend's throat."

"What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral? Bereave it."

"What do the NFL and Jail have in common? You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver."

"How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but they get extra credits for it"

"Not gonna lie to you guys, I've used my inter-net connection to look at boobs, tits, and what have you."

"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"

"What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office? I can clearly see ""you're"" nuts...."

"Doctor doctor people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch face down."