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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."
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"So my friend said to ex girlfriend ""Please dont throw me under the bus"" I replied "" Ya thats right throw her under the subway"""
"""Yes! I've finally gone from an L to an XL!"" Said the Roman"
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"A Bartender Says, ""We Don't Serve Time Travelers"" A time traveler enters the bar."
"Anonymous now declared war on ISIS... It's now a hacking contest."
"If only Darwinian theory worked on request."
"Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something."
"What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks? A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share."
"Me: Grandma died, can't work today. Boss: Thought she died last month? Me: This time she is for real dead. We poked her with a stick."