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Joke of the Day

"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal? Smoked Meat Every Day."

"What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad."

"Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? They were all tied up."

"I entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win... But I've never been good at puns."

"Never treat someone like Coca-Cola when they treat you like Pepsi."

"Being autistic is a bit like being a photon... Getting from here to someplace else is instantaneous, but what happens in between is incomprehensible. (source: am autistic)"

"Why did Skrillex lose his job at Long John Silvers? He was always dropping the bass."

"What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him? DONALD DUCK !!!"

"Saudi Arabia Where you can get caught with marijuana and still get stoned."

"WORM: Why do caterpillars think they are better than us? OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*"