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Joke of the Day
"What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him? DONALD DUCK !!!"
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"How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? One"
"A vegan, a gap year student and a girl with a boyfriend walk into a bar Who tells you first?"
"FYI fellas: if u wake up with some chick and u can't remember her name, take her to Starbucks. They'll write her name on the cup for ya!"
"Cum and Lotion look and taste the same.... JUST KIDDING I dont know what lotion tastes like......"
"""I don't know, do you guys really think the first rule should be 'Must Wash Hands?'"" early brainstorming session on Fight Club script."
"What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe? (x-post from r/funny) [Poetic Justice](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1_500.png)"
"What happens to a frog that parks illegally? He gets toad."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... ...and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here."""
"Where do they weigh whales? At the whale weigh station of course."