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Joke of the Day

"Marathon Just won my first marathon. I am experiencing the thrill of victory and the agony of de feet."

"What do you call a nun lost in the woods? A Roamin Catholic."

"I'm a people person, but from a distance."

"What social movement were nazis really into? Aryan Reichts"

"Why did the ram run off the cliff? ...He didn't see the ewe turn! .>_<."

"What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? Super Bait"

"I think what I did to get away from that spider could qualify as parkour."

"I sleep with my clothes on and one eye open. Not because I'm scared, but my zipper is broken and I've had too much botox on one side."

"My penis is so polite... It stands up so girls have a place to sit down."

"Why I Un-Installed League of Legends. To pass my exams, What did you expect?"