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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I have an ongoing game called ""Wipe Boogers on Stuff in the House"" that she doesn't know we are playing"

"What's blue and hangs from a tree in my yard? Its my nigger, I can paint him whatever color I want."

"What is a female genitals favorite slide to slide down at the playground? The fallopian tube!"

"Every time you enter a room, you should say ""Smells like farts in here."" This way when you fart later, they'll never suspect you."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because feminist can't change anything."

"I saw a tranny in a miniskirt the other day I thought, that shows a lot of balls"

"Best part about staying up late = total absence of morning people."

"What is a gathering of octopus called? Octoposse"

"My uber driver asked me how my day was so I opened the door and quietly rolled into the road."

"[kids party] ""This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year"" Dad no ""That's.."" Please no dad ""..Inflation for you"" *kids start crying*"