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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill 200 flies at once? You slap an Ethiopian in the face."
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"My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. . . My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""
"girls you can't take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses and label it ""nerd lol"" you're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses."
"What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!"
"Important Message for Every MAN if you MARRY ONE WOMAN She will fight with you... But if you MARRY TWO WOMAN they will fight for you :D So! Think Different... Add Wife... Have Life... ;)"
"Do you know the difference between a dildo and a chair? No? Watch out where you sit then."
"Online Dating is like Online gaming. The Grind is real."
"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."
"What's the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad still sucks dick."
"Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover? Because only he could pull it off."