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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have legs? To not leave a slime trail."
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"Why sugars are very unhappy these days? It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!"
"Finally figured out that 'YOLO' is 'carpe diem' in douchebag."
"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo"
"What is the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a shit when my computer crashes."
"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? I'm I'm who? Hi Who, I'm Daniel"
"Band:Make some noise! Crowd:WOOO! Me:THATS SO VAGUE! WHAT KIND OF NOISE?! B:I cant hear u! C:WOOO! M:B/C UR PLAN WAS FLAWED FROM THE START!"
"What's Satan's main social media site? Pentagram"
"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the evening. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day. Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems."