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Joke of the Day
"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? I'm I'm who? Hi Who, I'm Daniel"
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"Some people call it anal bleaching, but I prefer to call it changing my ring tone."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall. It depends on how hard you throw them"