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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a shit when my computer crashes."
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"What day was Doris Day born? Doris' day."
"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, except she scissors it in."
"Splashed myself while washing the dishes naked At least I can say I got my dick wet"
"How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool? Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off? Shake the stool. ^(OK, I'll leave now.)"
"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk? I freed what?"
"Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together."
"The Pumpkin Spice Gang ~An over caffeinated pack of basic white girls that can do things with a selfie stick that you didn't think possible."
"I like my beers like I like my lumber; 2 by 4:00"
"I tried to force feed my child After a few minutes my wife said ""Use a fucking spoon you dumbass, you're not a Jedi."""