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Joke of the Day

"I was going to post this funny incest joke last night... But I was too busy nailing OP's mom"

"You know what I get off on? Subway platforms."

"I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts."

"What do you call the useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. 'Nuff said."

"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."

"What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits? A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to u/TheBigDsOpinion"

"I deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests, I don't I deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests, I don't"

"The French are such nice people. (would have been funnier a few decades ago) Do you know why all of the streets in France are lined with trees? The Germans like marching in the shade."

"I'm going to the hospital tomorrow...not because I'm sick, but because they have free pudding if you're fast enough."

"Whenever somebody asks me what my hobby is, there is a long uncomfortable pause and then I back away until I can't see them anymore."