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Joke of the Day
"I was going to post this funny incest joke last night... But I was too busy nailing OP's mom"
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"Friends are like balloons; if you stab them, they die."
"France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other France surrenders Italy changes sides Both lose"
"What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market? ""Hello, ladies."""
"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now"
"Watching Jon Stewart Feb. 4th Turd-accino, Jon really? It was right there in front of you!!!"
"My new favorite sex position is called ""wow"". It's where I turn your mom upside down."
"I was in the confessional booth today and I asked the priest if he thought it might be a good idea to stop masturbating. He said ""Sure, if it bothers you, I'll stop."""
"Bully For You Q: Why did the bully go to beauty school? A: She wanted to tease hair"
"There was only one animal at the zoo... it was a Shihtzu"