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Joke of the Day

"so a comedian is sent out in war he ends up doing puns of damage to the enemy"

"An Anus gets into a fight with two guys at a bar he rectum"

"What did they call the sugar that went to space? Intergalactose"

"Don't believe cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face."

"I really like working with spices... My newest recipe is cumin cider."

"Marriage Joke The title is the joke. Come on guys. -.-"

"If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."

"St. Patrick's day vs Martin Luther King Jr. Day. What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish."

"How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."

"Did you hear about the Galvanic cell that went to court? He was charged with a salt and battery."