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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between ""a choice"" and "" to choose?"" ""A choice"" is a decision you make. ""To choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post."

"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, Californians screw in hot tubs!"

"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital? She's the one with the dirty knees."

"Facebook: where English goes to die."

"Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT"

"Two Men Were Hunting Buffalo One put his ear to the ground He lifted his head up and said ""Buffalo come"" The other said ""How do you know?"" He said ""ear sticky"""

"I'm so sick of gravity! It's really brining me down."

"I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive."

"What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates? A sweet potato."