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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rich male redhead? A Gingerbread Man. I'll just close the door behind me..."
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"Did you hear about the eagle who could catch a squirrel with only one claw? He was very *talon*ted"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race..."
"William joined the army... He rather disliked the phrase ""fire at will."""
"Some chick told me to get lost so I bought every season on DVD."
"Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport."
"I found out I was can't wear latex condoms They give me an allergic erection"
"Relationship status: the doorbell rings, my heart is pounding, it's the pizza delivery guy. Three-cheese, double toppings, thick crust."
"My kids in public are direct payback for every time I shriek'd PLEASE DON'T HIT ME AGAIN at my mom in the middle of a crowded mall as a kid."
"What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus? Koala vomit"