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Joke of the Day
"I really hate picketing but I don't know how to show it! RIP Mitch"
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"Teacher and Student Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and I'm going home now."
"I bought shoes from my drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"""Shit just got real."" - God, creating the digestive system"
"what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what"
"My wife is from England so I gave her a good Rogering for Valentine's Day. He just left and she seemed to enjoy it, so... score?"
"Just watched ""The Great Wall"" today... Pretty good documentary on America in a few years"
"What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals? Zoolander"
"What do you call a girl without arms and legs? A fuck nugget"
"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."