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Joke of the Day

"It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside..."

"Tomorrow you should turn back our clocks one hour. for Daylight Saving Time Unless you're Arabic, in which case you should set it forward 14 centuries."

"Martin Shkreli's life was such a joke he was born on April 1st..."

"What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el"

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... ... but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"What do you call a rapping egg? Over-easy E"

"My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas costs everywhere"

"My friend told me if im upset about something i should sleep on it... I told him to give it a rest."

"Spell anaesthetize! Harry was sad when reddit was unaffected."

"I cannot even tell you how huge my penis is Doctors have tried their most powerful microscopes to find it, with no success so far"