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"I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters."

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"I asked Roy Hodgson if he would consider 4-4-2 next week. He said, ""No, we'll probably go 7-4-7 it's wider and offers more leg room."""
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"A good pun... A good pun is its own reword."
"Pregnant wife: Are you going to be a good big sister? 3-year-old: Babies are jerks."
"TIFU by giving my coworker my #23 I got his Togos #24. I hate avoc... whoops, wrong sub"
"I bought a dvd of tiger woods best 18 holes... I was pretty upset it was all golfing."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife left him 4 months ago ^^^^just ^^^^searched ^^^^and ^^^^realized ^^^^this ^^^^is ^^^^heavily ^^^^overused ^^^^and ^^^^reposted ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"
"Why did the condom cross the road? Because he was pissed off."
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