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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!"

"Obama and Jesus What's the difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus could at least make a cabinet."

"Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than ""he sees how creepy u are, that's why he doesn't want to shake your hand""."

"I saw Tom Hanks today so I asked him for his autograph. He just wrote Thanks."

"The Holy Liar A: ""I dont trust in god."" B: ""You're an atheist? :o"" A: ""No, i think he's a liar."""

"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"What is the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."

"If you love someone set them on fire. Did I get that right? Oh god what have I done. It's SET THEM FREE isn't it? Sorry burning loved one."

"I recently saw The VVitch and it was a very eye opening experience I had no idea Hilary Clinton had such a rough childhood."

"Nietzsche's girlfriend said ""honey, what's wrong?"" He replied ""nothing."""