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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
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"I wish people would stop making fun of me for being fat. I have enough on my plate as it is."
"Cooper at the end of Interstellar ""You know what I like about space travel, man. They get older, I stay the same age."""
"""You should leave your wife..."" The secret note I leave on my husband's windshield every morning..."
"If god came down to earth, he'd have to take the form of Morgan Freeman. At this point, anything less would be disappointing."
"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to fish? Mer-curious"
"English is not my first language but I think my boss appreciates me He always says I am this functional!"
"How can you tell if someone loves bacon? Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke."
"Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$@k dogs? In the lab."
"I'm so terrible at Chess. The only way I'll ever get to say ""Checkmate"" is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia."