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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
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"To back up his ""every action has an equal and opposite reaction"" theory, Newton should've released one simultaneously saying ""no it doesn't"""
"What is the only thing standing between me and being rich? I haven't hit Reddit gold yet."
"How do aliens stay warm? Space heater."
"I like my girls like Han from Star Wars with a hairy Wookie."
"What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in? A rehearsal"
"Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?"
"Some grade school humor What's brown and sticky? * ** *** **** *** ** * A Stick!!"
"What do you call delicious Vietnamese food? Vietnoms"
"The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major. It's not rocket science."