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Joke of the Day
"What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house"
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"My Asian friend came out .. My Asian friend came out to his dad today and said ""Dad I'm gay"" . His dad after being angry for a moment said, ""why not Gay+"""
"If it looks like a douchebag, and smells like a douchebag, then I must be walking by an Abercrombie & Fitch store."
"Donald Trump has banned shredded cheese. He's going to make America grate again."
"I like my women like I like my men. That's the joke. I'm bi."
"What looks like half a sandwich? The other half."
"What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star."
"My dad is teaching me to be a hipster He told me to eat my food before its cool."
"What do you call the survivors of the holocaust? Residue."
"My new cooking show, ""Will Sasso Cooks With His Exposed Dick Really Close to the Food"" premieres tonight (8/7 Central) in my mind. Be there!"