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Joke of the Day
"What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house"
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"I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house."
"I have a cut on my leg Doc ""Yeah that legs gotta go sir"" But its a tiny cut ""Sorry, I cant save it"" *sharks fake doctor outfit falls off*"
"What do you call it when an amputee does Karate? Partial Arts! :)"
"I freaked out my mailman today when I came to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what shocked him more, my naked body, or the fact that I knew where he lived."
"What to you call a fat computer? A dell"
"My 3-year-old was counting on her fingers in the other room. She finished at 9. I am concerned on so many levels right now."
"I was told I look like a nazi soldier... And I said, ""no, this is a Wehrmacht uniform""."
"Knock knock. Who's there? A black guy. ""A black guy who?"" ""A black guy who doesn't pay his child support."" ""I'm sorry, you're going to have to be more specific than that."""
"Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !"