220064
Joke of the Day
"My dad is teaching me to be a hipster He told me to eat my food before its cool."
Next Joke
"If the only way you say ""Happy Birthday"" to someone is via their Facebook wall, they're not your friend."
"Damn, you are so savage... Andrew Jackson made you walk the Trail of Tears!"
"Can't remember the name of that 80's song, huh? You might have Wham!nesia..."
"I just finished arguing with a friend who thought that Charlize's role as Aeon Flux was much better than her role as Imperator Furiosa. I guess to each Theron."
"I deal with my problems like how Coors makes money. With a lot of beer"
"Referees at the Lions-Seahawks Game"
"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector."
"What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !"