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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump has banned shredded cheese. He's going to make America grate again."
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"First take an ass and put another ass behind it. Then I come. Then the whole nation comes after me.... That is how you spell assassination"
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin"
"Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator."
"What do you call a disabled kid in a hot car A vegetable"
"What do fish use to get high Seaweed ;D"
"""Hahahahaha, what a narcissist! This model's Instagram is so pathetic!"" - me for 45 minutes while I scroll through all 700 of his photos"
"I went to the zoo yesterday, but the only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih-tzu."
"What do you call a male camel toe? A moose knuckle"
"What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!? An Amish drive-by shooting."