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Joke of the Day

"My Asian friend came out .. My Asian friend came out to his dad today and said ""Dad I'm gay"" . His dad after being angry for a moment said, ""why not Gay+"""

"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."

"Wife: ""Did you know that some idiot paid $96,000 for Princess Leia's gold bikini?"" Me: [nervously tightening my robe] ""Who would do that?"""

"Where do bees go to the bathroom at? at the [BP Station](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Bp_station_zanesville_ohio.jpg) *Sorry, I know...its a Dad joke.*"

"Fantasy football is great, you can just imagine whatever you want. Dracula just tackled Harry Potter."

"What do you call a group of singing killer whales? An orca-stra."

"SHENG WANG: FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."

"I tried to force feed my child After a few minutes my wife said ""Use a fucking spoon you dumbass, you're not a Jedi."""

"What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about? Is there a dog?"

"Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, everyone who actually Read it."