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Joke of the Day

"What's long, brown, and sticky? A stick."

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"If I had $10 for every time someone called me racist... Black people would rob me."
"What has four legs, feathers, and can fly? Two birds"
"When two Lesbians get married. Who pays the shopping bill ?"
"I asked my grandma what she wanted for Christmas & all she said was ""a race war"" (??)"
"""I HATE TACOS!"" ...Said no Juan ever."
"I wanna start a muslim tinder called a-salama-like'em or a-salama-hate'em"
"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate... Tell me if you can come."
"The shampoos I'm getting from car wash showers are doing nothing for my hair."
"My father said his Computer crashed... I asked him, what he did. ""I googled 'Malaysian Airlines'"", he replied."