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Joke of the Day
"What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? Poll dancing!"
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"What do you call a content vowel? A Cheerio."
"""Wow this pizza is amazing"" Yes, well it's our specialty dough. We soak it in pickle juice. Dill pickle juice actually. It's a dilldough"
"TIFU by getting arrested for taking a clock to school"
"What car do dogs drive? A Doge charger"
"If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. It's not like I don't like either one. I just love to travel."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up a girls ass"
"[Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. ""How is Rock School going dear?"" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind."
"What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan? Tajweed"
"My ""Pi"" tattoo is taking longer than I thought"