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Joke of the Day
"I went swimming in the Black Sea It stole my trunks."
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"What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top"
"BEARD PROGRESSION: 1. Clean shaven babyface. 2. Cool stubble. 3. Rugged. 4. Homeless man. 5. Psycho killer. 6. Religious nutjob. 7. Wizard."
"What social movement were nazis really into? Aryan Reichts"
"Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10? Because : he still loves vista,baby!"
"What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas? Cancer"
"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."
"judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison my lawyer: your honor my client respectfully requests a year be added to his sentence"
"My girlfriend told me to ""tread lightly."" So when I ran over her, I drove really slow."
"What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water? A religious movement."