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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken caesar salad"
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"*takes a sip* this wine has a full body, hint of honey, and a rich pallet. ""sir that's windex."" yes, yes, ill take a bottle."
"Have you heard about the dating site for radical jihadists? It's called ""Our Timer"""
"Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero? Thesus"
"Hospital... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ""No change yet."""
"At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave."
"So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram"
"Earth has billions of inhabitants, while Uranus has only one.... My dick."
"Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes."
"In Elevator... Ask ""What would Ray Rice do?"""