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Joke of the Day
"A ghost from last century left a YellowBook at my door like the Internet never happened."
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"I just dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"
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"Q: How can you tell when you've passed an elephant? A: Your eyes are watering and you can't get the seat to go down."
"How to go indigenous.... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b1jklUhG1y8"
"What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini? I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage"
"Some people may be brave enough to try to get into the milk business. Me? I wouldn't dairy."
"I heard the camera adds 10 pounds. Don't eat cameras."
"mom: why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me: he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom: (._. ) me: I'm just kidding call the cops"
"There's a reason the iPhone autocorrects ""Yolo"" to ""tool."""