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Joke of the Day
"Some people may be brave enough to try to get into the milk business. Me? I wouldn't dairy."
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"Condoms are all reusable. you just gotta shake the fuck out of them first."
"I carry a bar of soap in my pocket so when someone tries to talk to me I can pull it out and say someone is paging me and leave."
"I changed my ID to say ""Organ Bonor"" rather than ""Organ Donor"". It's spelled wrong, but I hope it still makes the doctor laugh."
"the girls who tweet their horoscopes every day are the same girls who get drunk and then cry at parties."
"My girlfriend left me for telling too many bad jokes... I guess her love was pun-conditional."
"I went camping yesterday and... It was in tents! BAZINGAAA LMFAO I die when I thought of this good joke BAZINGA x1000"
"two fish So there were two fish in a tank. The one fish looked at the other and said ""Hey buddy do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"What's the difference between Santa Clause and a Pedophile? Nothing, they both like to unload their sacks while pleasuring children."
"school is like a boner School is like a boner its long and hard, unless your Asian"