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Joke of the Day
"There's a reason the iPhone autocorrects ""Yolo"" to ""tool."""
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"Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by... ""What's so funny?"" asks the dermatologist. ""Sorry, it's a inside joke."" replies the surgeon."
"everyone i ever dated is impressed when i namedrop foreign authors but never bothers to check if they're just ikea product names (they are)"
"They are removing all the phones in china Seems too many Wings got the Wong number"
"""I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me."" Friend: ""What did he say."" Me: ""You're fired."""
"I just got a new watch for my ex-wife Seems like a fair trade."
"why did the hipster burn his lips? he drank coffee before it was cool"
"YOGA CLASS INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog *loud thud GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose."
"What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises? Daytrogen."
"Who is more enthusiastic about performing oral sex, fat men or skinny men? Fat men, they'll eat anything."