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Joke of the Day

"I heard the camera adds 10 pounds. Don't eat cameras."

"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."

"You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other? Well, there's more birds on that side."

"If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell"

"Did you hear that they're bringing back Pimp My Ride? It's called Uber."

"What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings? Ali"

"One of my patients took me to Sioux City Now Iowa defense attorney a lot of money."

"What do ISIS and cats have in common? They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert."

"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"

"Osama Bon Jovi"