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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile."
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"I just overheard a co-worker announce she got tickets to a Nickelback concert. That's all, she was completely serious."
"Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive."
"My cat jumped off me unexpectedly, so I get it, Europe. I get it."
"I was going to tell a joke about the earth... Then I realized it was pretty terrable."
"Pearl Harbour 9/11'd Josh Hartnett's career. Three disasters in seven words that make a fully coherent sentence. Can anyone do better?"