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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!"

"What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!"

"What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody."

"I dressed up as an enema for Halloween It really scares the crap out of people."

"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women."

"Are you into fitness? How about fitness' cock in your mouth"

"I know it's normal to be naked in front of your doctor, but I still get really self-conscious every time I go to the optometrist"

"Did you hear about the Buddhist Viking? He believed he'd be Bjorn again"

"I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him"

"My favorite part of deleting your history... ...is when you can still go to the previous page."