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Joke of the Day
"""Honey, I'm pregnant"" ""Are you kidding me?"" ""That's another way of saying it, I guess, yeah"""
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"Any ideas for how I can repair some torn duct tape?"
"Why shouldn't you get a Bachelors in Science? Because it's BS. Yea that was bullshit. Fine I'll cut it out.."
"What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato."
"My friend asked me if i want some Sodium Bromate. But I said : ""NaBrO"""
"I Hate Housework! I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again."
"I'm almost positive that angrily staring at the pile of dirty laundry won't fix things, but it's worth a shot."
"Cop: You know your license's expired? Me: Didnt even know it was sick. Cop: Haha! Me: HAHA! Cop: Hehe.. Me: Eheh.. Cop: Step out of the car."
"What do you call a sophisticated American? Canadian"
"Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos."