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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side."
Next Joke
"What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy? Nothing, she was too disabled to speak"
"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor."
"When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?"
"Sorry I can't come to your thing tonight, I'm too busy figuring out an excuse about why I can't come to your thing next week"
"Being a Zombie doesn't sound that bad. You don't have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now."
"My wife caught me again on the couch with my iPad & a hand towel while I was putting lotion on my feet with my pants off."
"My wife treats me like a God...She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something."
"It's a shame push-up bras don't work on IQs."
"Have you heard about the blind hooker? You've gotta hand it to her"