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Joke of the Day

"My wife treats me like a God...She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something."

"Cats & Movies What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie? He paws-ed it!"

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for ""dailysex""... But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for ""dyslexia""."

"Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off."

"If I had a penny for every Donald Trump joke, I would have a small loan of one million dollars"

"GENIE: you have found my lamp, so I must grant you four wishes ME: I thought it was three? GENIE: You need four"

"""What did two years of Spanish classes teach you in high school?"" Nadar"

"Why didn't the pirate get into the movie? It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"I don't get it. Rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them."

"3 men walk into a bar... ...and the fourth one ducks."