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Joke of the Day

"""Why is it that whenever there's two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"""

"So, the Muslim word for sin is haram... ... does that mean a Muslim's sinful girlfriend would be called a... Haram bae? I'll see myself out."

"Come on, Grandma! Thank goodness for commas."

"If a green man lives in a green house... And a purple man lives in a purple house, And a orange man lives in an orange house, Who lives in a white house? A black man."

"Why do people always talk in absolutes? I would never do that. It's the worst."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre? To go to the second hand shop"

"Why does Elton John play the piano? Because he sucks on an organ."

"*Paper beats rock* *Paper beats eggs* *Paper beats his girlfriend* *Paper beats his three year old*"

"What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race? An all day run"