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Joke of the Day
"Why do people always talk in absolutes? I would never do that. It's the worst."
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"Your mother's so fat... Your father couldn't pull out in time."
"Praying Mantis: *attends church, devours husband* Agnostic Mantis: *stares suspiciously up at the sky, devours husband*"
"Why couldnt you trust Castros wife? Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now"
"What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"
"Menage a trois?! I haven't even successfully split a Kit-Kat three-ways"
"It's important even when you're really busy to stop and make time to notice how bad everything is."
"A penny saved... ... is 350 Trillion Zimbabwe dollars earned!"
"Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I am still working on it."
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."