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Joke of the Day

"Come on, Grandma! Thank goodness for commas."

"I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own."

"Divorce is tough on some kids. Mine were just happy to be single again."

"I was disappointed after I won the grand prize on the game show last night. It was for a year supply of calendars."

"I made a Starbucks barista cry I put my name down as Dad and he stood there calling it over and over again with no reply."

"So there's a flash flood warning in my area. I didn't know floods could be exhibitionist. *^I'm ^so ^sorry*"

"What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!"

"What do you call a blond-haired, blue-eyed guy who is well-endowed? A Hung-Ariyan."

"How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden"

"Why do Jewish girls love circumcised dicks? They love anything 10% off"