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Joke of the Day
"Why does Elton John play the piano? Because he sucks on an organ."
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"Why did the Mexican jump the border? To get back to Mexico"
"If you're famous and your name suddenly becomes a Twitter trending topic, you are probably dead."
"My friend was quite a colorful character... His name was Hugh"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? Reposts."
"[Wendy and the Burger King having sex] King: You like this? Wendy: I'm loving it! *the Burger King stops* King: What did you just say?"
"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots"
"My wife came in and yelled ""What are these clothes on the floor?""...... ""A dead Jedi"" I replied"
"Q: What do giraffes have that no other animal has? A: Baby giraffes."
"50 SHADES OF... Theatre owners have been piping in citrus scent after each showing of 50 Shades of Grey. Because everyone knows citrus is best at eliminating fish odors"