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Joke of the Day
"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up."
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"Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the ""Zach Pack""??? This needs to happen."
"When I was a kid, my parents gave me a drum set for Christmas. They let me bang them as long as it wasn't after midnight. They always slept better after being banged."
"When I was a child I played ""The Floor is Lava!"" But as an adult, I've put away childish fancies, and purchased magical lava-proof shoes."
"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Let that be a lesson... never try to fly a donkey."
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"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"
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"All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream"
"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."