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Joke of the Day

"How to stop checking someone's Facebook page: 1. Delete your Facebook profile 2. Break your phone 3. Give away your laptop 4. Die"

"I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to ""it's complicated""."

"I could never be a hardcore gangsta rapper because there's probably a limit to how much you can enjoy a scone in public."

"[Offensive] What do you get when you cross a bowl of fruit and the holocaust? Orange Jews from concentrate"

"What did one banana say to another banana? I find you a-peeling"

"What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common? Bad blood."

"What do you call a professional violinist when they're young? A kiddie fiddler."

"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet."

"What do you use to transport pittas? A flatbread truck"

"My kids say I need to stop trying to embarrass them but joke's on them because I'm not even trying."