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Joke of the Day

"Some Warning Labels are a little retarded, like on my Deodorant it says, ""Avoid Contact with Eyes""....TOO LATE, I've already seen it!!!"

"If a blue man lives in the blue house and a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house? A white man."

"harassing a man at a urinal, claiming i copyrighted piss"

"How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb? why don't we have both?"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? No seatbelt."

"A man was apprehended for public masturbation but ultimately let go because he only did it for 10 seconds... Ya, he definitely got off easy."

"Can't believe my daughter said I was embarrassing her by trying to be cool. She needs to check the tude & stop being so wiggity wiggity wack"

"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."

"How long do you have to work at KFC before they make you a colonel?"

"An IPv4 address walks into a restaurant... He says ""Quick, give me a drink. I'm exhausted"""