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Joke of the Day
"Why is the Doctor an excellent chef? He's a Thyme Lord"
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"What kind of dinosaur writes poetry? A Bronte-saurus."
"Something people in McDonalds have? Fries. Something people in McDonalds don't have? Ankles."
"Why don't melons marry on a whim? They cantaloupe."
"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic"
"""Bro, if she can still walk to the kitchen to make you a sandwich, you did it wrong."" - murderers, apparently."
"I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly."
"Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut? He's all right now!"
"What did Sean Connery do when he saw a guy drowning? he started undressing and yelled 'I will shave you'"
"Fifty Shades of Grey was disappointing. All those blindfolds and not a single person swung at a pinata."