193304

Joke of the Day

"My gym teacher said get in line or ill tip a cow. i asked ""how much money are you gonna tip the cow?"""

"The government just built an underground prison. They call it Concave. It's full of convex."

"Who is the world s worst golfer? Hitler"

"Wrong number Some guy keeps texting ""stand and deliver"" to me. I keep telling him he's got the wrong number, but he's adamant"

"What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab? A small medium at large."

"I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head."

"A Muslim suicide bomber joins Reddit **Edit: Wow, this blew up!"

"I have a pet dog who can speak. Today I walked in to my house, and he was right there waiting for me. I asked him, ""Hai Buddy, How was your day ?"" And he goes: "" rrrrRough """

"The Browns asked if they could put a pokestop inside the stadium... in hopes that people would attend their games."

"I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day... I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)"