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Joke of the Day
"What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?"
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"How do you kill a Mormon? Bore them to death."
"When you think your life couldn't be any more pathetic, remember some people have more than 1 Facebook account."
"Judge threw out a lawsuit against Starbucks said the Plaintiff had no grounds."
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather. I am wearing a house."
"Tread lightly on the path, as we all have a journey to make. Unless you're super hungry, in which case you're allowed to mow people down."
"The grass looks greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit."
"My friend dropped his phone in the toilet It was a shitty phone anyway True story"
"May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie"