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Joke of the Day

"What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?"

"two chromosomes responsible for a divorce Ex and Why"

"[One liner] How do you make an archaeolgist mad? Give him a bloody tampon and ask him what period its from."

"The Mexican Magician A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, ""uno, dos..."" *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres."

"A pirate walks into a bar.... The bartender looks at him and says, 'Sir, you have a steering wheel down your pants.' The pirate replies, 'Arghh, and its driving me nuts.'"

"I'm glad you all tweeted mean stuff at me because I've changed my mind. On everything! Congrats! You did it!"

"Mrs.Potato seemed genuinely upset that her husband was missing, but the smell of French fries in her kitchen made the detectives suspicious."

"My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks"

"Having persuaded autocorrect that I don't want to duck anything, I hope the council don't take my complaint about the pond the wrong way."

"A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say ""I think we lost them."""