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Joke of the Day
"One day Ajay was feeling happy. Suddenly happy slapped Ajay."
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"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"
"How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs? Tickled."
"So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station... ...and says to the attendant: ""Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please."" The attendant replies: ""That sounds like a good deal!"""
"No wonder Santa is so jolly... He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"I knew a fat doctor once, who was obsessed with the weather. He was a meaty urologist."
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"What does a Boko Haram terrorist become after getting his throat slit? Boko Halal."
"help im covered in chameleons & no one believes me"
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