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Joke of the Day
"One day Ajay was feeling happy. Suddenly happy slapped Ajay."
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"My parents raised me as an only child... Which really upset my sister"
"Two Fish There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""You man the guns, I'll drive."""
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"tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it"
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"What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip"