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"help im covered in chameleons & no one believes me"
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"Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? To study abroad."
"If you eat guns, you'll sweat bullets. It's science."
"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it."
"""Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home"" -Snoop Dogg"
"Christmas Jokes (I know it's a bit late) Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naught girls live! What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"
"son: I don't think he likes me wife: your dad just has a hard time showing affection me: [holding bag of doritos] GOD I LOVE DORITOS"
"So a guy walks into a punchline... The punchline-tender says, ""Why the dumb joke?"""
"When I was single my old Aunt used to come up to me at family weddings And poke me in the ribs and say, ""you're next."" she stopped after I did the same to her at a funeral."
"What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil? Pointless"